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	<title>michael&#039;s thoughts &#187; amuse</title>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Web Zen: Hope is Emo</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/07/07/todays-web-zen-hope-is-emo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ridley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christa Flangan, of MAD TV, does a great emo-girl bit in Hope is Emo: Chapter 1 &#8211; &#8220;The Words Are Dying&#8221;. Watch and enjoy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Christa Flangan, of MAD TV, does a great emo-girl bit in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8">Hope is Emo: Chapter 1 &#8211; &#8220;The Words Are Dying&#8221;</a>.  Watch and enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Peanut Butter Jelly Time</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/07/04/peanut-butter-jelly-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2006 19:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ridley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I am a sucker for cute machinima music videos, I present to you Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Amazing what you can find on Google Video when searching for wtf.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I am a sucker for cute machinima music videos, I present to you <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3213585655193785880">Peanut Butter Jelly Time</a>.  Amazing what you can find on Google Video when searching for <a href="http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=label:wtf">wtf</a>.</p>
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		<title>Pickle Phobia</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/06/27/pickle-phobia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 21:44:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ridley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw this on boingboing but felt it was worth re-posting. Apparently they got it from Coop. Who knows. Nothing is original online. I don&#8217;t care for pickles either. But I have a more subdued response &#8211; I just push them away.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Saw this on <a href="http://www.boingboing.net">boingboing</a> but felt it was worth re-posting.  Apparently they got it from <a href="http://positiveapeindex.blogspot.com/">Coop</a>.  Who knows.  Nothing is original online.</p>
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<p>I don&#8217;t care for pickles either.  But I have a more subdued response &#8211; I just push them away.</p>
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		<title>A Little Web Zen a la Whitney Cummings</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/06/17/a-little-web-zen-a-la-whitney-cummings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ridley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this video amusing. My favorite VH-1/E! pop culture commentator Whitney Cummings does an improv music video for Gwen Stefani&#8217;s Holla Back Girl. Don&#8217;t worry, Chelsea Handler, I still have love for you too. There&#8217;s room in my heart for all my pseudo-famous girls. Tags: Whitney Cummings, Sundance]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this video amusing.  My favorite VH-1/E! pop culture commentator Whitney Cummings does an improv music video for Gwen Stefani&#8217;s Holla Back Girl.  Don&#8217;t worry, Chelsea Handler, I still have love for you too.  There&#8217;s room in my heart for all my pseudo-famous girls.</p>
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<p>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/whitney+cummings">Whitney Cummings</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sundance">Sundance</a></p>
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		<title>Traffic Court Attire</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/06/16/traffic-court-attire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ridley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I had traffic court on Wednesday. It went fine, but I have a question &#8211; you are supposed to dress up for court, right? Apparently the memo did not get out to my other traffic court defendants. Sweats and jeans abounded. I just don&#8217;t see the wisdom of going to court looking like a [&#8230;] <a class="more-link" href="http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/06/16/traffic-court-attire/">&#8595; Read the rest of this entry...</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I had traffic court on Wednesday.  It went fine, but I have a question &#8211; you are supposed to dress up for court, right? Apparently the memo did not get out to my other traffic court defendants. Sweats and jeans abounded.</p>
<p>I just don&#8217;t see the wisdom of going to court looking like a criminal. If you go to court looking like you expect to go to jail, it seems to me that will increase the likelihood of that outcome.</p>
<p>I know it&#8217;s traffic court, and that&#8217;s really just one step up from a courtroom with Harry Anderson presiding. But still. Let&#8217;s have some respect people.</p>
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		<title>Animated Take on Avenue Q</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/06/12/animated-take-on-avenue-q/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ridley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another fun selection from YouTube.  Here's a machinima music video of the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&#038;path=ASIN/B0000BZK1R&#038;tag=michaelsthoug-20&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325">Avenue Q</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=michaelsthoug-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B0000BZK1R" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> track, <i>The Internet is for Porn</i>.  Pretty well done I'd say. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another fun selection from YouTube.  Here&#8217;s a machinima music video of the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&#038;path=ASIN/B0000BZK1R&#038;tag=michaelsthoug-20&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325">Avenue Q</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=michaelsthoug-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B0000BZK1R" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> track, <i>The Internet is for Porn</i>.  Pretty well done I&#8217;d say.</p>
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		<title>Dells Are Good for Porn</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/06/12/dells-are-good-for-porn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ridley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this video amusing.  It's a clip from QVC where a satisfied customer calls in to report how awesome his new Dell is for watching pornos. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this video amusing.  It&#8217;s a clip from QVC where a satisfied customer calls in to report how awesome his new Dell is for watching pornos.</p>
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		<title>Richard Stallman on Pedophilia</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/06/10/richard-stallman-on-pedophilia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 08:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ridley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose I mention this only because I find it interesting when people of some notability make such controversial public statements. On his June 5th blog, Richard Stallman, founder of the GNU/free software movement shares some unorthodox philosophies on the dangers of pedophilia: &#8220;05 June 2006 (Dutch paedophiles form political party) Dutch pedophiles have formed [&#8230;] <a class="more-link" href="http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/06/10/richard-stallman-on-pedophilia/">&#8595; Read the rest of this entry...</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suppose I mention this only because I find it interesting when people of some notability make such controversial public statements.  On his <a href="http://www.stallman.org/archives/2006-mar-jun.html">June 5th</a> blog, Richard Stallman, founder of the GNU/free software movement shares some unorthodox philosophies on the dangers of pedophilia:</p>
<p><em>&#8220;<a name="05 June 2006 (Dutch paedophiles form political party)"></a>05 June 2006 (<a class="titlelink" href="http://www.stallman.org/archives/2006-mar-jun.html#05%20June%202006%20%28Dutch%20paedophiles%20form%20political%20party%29">Dutch paedophiles form political party</a>)</em></p>
<p><em>Dutch pedophiles have <a href="http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=3&#038;art_id=qw1148983921965B233">formed a political party</a> to campaign for legalization.</em></p>
<p><em>I am skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children.  The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren&#8217;t voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Seems odd to me to put something out there like that without any citations to peer reviewed studies supporting such a claim.  But whatever.</p>
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		<title>A Little More Chelsea for Your Viewing Pleasure</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/06/02/a-little-more-chelsea-for-your-viewing-pleasure/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/06/02/a-little-more-chelsea-for-your-viewing-pleasure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ridley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that I figured out how to embed videos, all bets are off. View This Video on You Tube Tags: Chelsea Handler, YouTube]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that I figured out how to embed videos, all bets are off.</p>
<p><ins><div class='yourTubeVideo_link'><a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZozWWjX0ZCQ'>View This Video on You Tube</a></div><div class='yourTubeVideo_holder'><div style='height:350px;' class='yourTubeVideo'><object style='width:425px;height:350px' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' data='http://www.youtube.com/v/ZozWWjX0ZCQ'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/ZozWWjX0ZCQ'/><param name='scale' value='noScale' /><param name='wmode' value='window'/><param name='salign' value='TL' /></object></div></div></ins></p>
<p>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chelsea+handler">Chelsea Handler</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/youtbue">YouTube</a></p>
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		<title>This is Why I Don&#8217;t Live in New York</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelridley.info/2006/06/02/this-is-why-i-dont-live-in-new-york/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:50:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ridley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Savvy cosmopolitan chap that I am, I realize this is a video of Tokyo and not New York. But seriously, this is why I do not plan ever to move to New York. View This Video on Google]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Savvy cosmopolitan chap that I am, I realize this is a video of Tokyo and not New York.  But seriously, this is why I do not plan ever to move to New York.</p>
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